Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
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I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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