You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
