no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'm at about main and main street
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Shame is for Republicans.
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