i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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