so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
