I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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