So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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