This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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