She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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