He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Randomize
