Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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