He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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