they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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