Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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