what if I'm pregnant?
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He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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