So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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