North Korea, Best Korea!
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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