Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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