...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
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WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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