Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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