maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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