they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
