i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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