Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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