Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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