Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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