Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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