let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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