I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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