I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
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I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You are the jesus of drinking
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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