is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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