look no pants
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Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
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she is the kim kardashian of front butts
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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