Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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