They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you traded sex for a burrito?
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As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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