You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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