She is in my trunk
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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