I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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