That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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