I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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