We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
is wine microwaveable?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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