so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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