Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i will never coherently bang her
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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