Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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