Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
please don't ironically join a cult
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