It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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