Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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