why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
