Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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