Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
