can we get nightvision for the apartment?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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