You can't motorboat a personality
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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