I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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