I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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