I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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